Scooter Pastor Meme Template

Dressed in a grey three-piece suit and tie, a big man glides closer on a green-and-black rental scooter, then turns and rolls away, totally calm and dignified.

A voice keeps saying "Look at this boy" as he goes past. Halfway through, a download banner for an app covers the upper edge.

People post it when someone arrives somewhere with far more style than the transport deserves.

• me pulling up to church five minutes late
• arriving at the wedding on a Lime because the Uber was $60