“Shut Up” Cogey Meme Template

Under a big brunette bouffant wig, in a red coat and periwinkle turtleneck, a woman plays a cheery 1960s TV hostess. Grinning with fists on her hips, she teaches the many ways to tell someone to shut up, finishing with a finger to her lips.

Original video by @cogey. Several lines are explicit.

A sunny, polite tone delivering pure rudeness.

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