Sliding Gorilla Green Screen Meme Template

A silverback knuckle-walks at us until its chest blocks everything, passes so close you see its huge grey back, and lumbers away until it is small in the distance. Every frame is keyed out against green.

On the soundtrack a startled woman gasps "Oh my god" and says the gorilla just scared the heck out of her, the way zoo-glass videos sound.

Someone intimidating strolls by and leaves without a word.

• the manager walking past my desk while I'm on YouTube