Soap Cookie Crying Meme Template

A crunchy oval biscuit with two chocolate-chip eyes starts with a wobbly frown, then its mouth stretches into a black hole as it wails. Flat blue tears shoot down in two thick bars and flood everything below its chin.

A warbling crying voice runs over the clip.

Built for meltdowns wildly out of proportion to the cause.

• me when the cafe ran out of croissants
• my reaction to a 2% grade drop