The Story You Are About To See Has Been Told Before Meme Template

A small red-hatted garden gnome with a white beard tumbles into place, then freezes while the narrator says this story has been told before, "a lot", and is about to be told again, "but different".

Almost certainly the narrator's opening from Gnomeo & Juliet.

A neat intro for any remake, sequel, reboot, or retelling of an argument everyone has heard. From the midpoint an app watermark sits up top.

• my mum before explaining why I should get a haircut, again