Tom Lizard Tapping Screen Meme Template

Tom the lizard, as a glossy 3D cartoon on bright blue, presses his hands against the inside of the screen, stares up with googly eyes, then stretches up and licks it with a long pink tongue. Then the shot pulls back to a phone lying flat with the lizard sprawled beside it.

The voice reels off a list: "Lizard. Caterpillar. Fly. Ladybug. Grasshopper. Car. Bowling ball."

Something about lists going off the rails gives it its charm.

• my brain naming things I could eat right now