What the F*** Is a Kilometer Meme Template

The Soldier from Team Fortress 2, dressed as a revolutionary-era patriot with a tricorn hat, stands before a waving American flag with a bald eagle on his shoulder. The camera pulls back as he bellows, then raises a submachine gun in each hand.

The shouted audio is the title question, F-word uncensored.

Reply to anyone using metric in an argument with an American, or to any over-the-top patriotism.

• my uncle when the recipe says 200 grams