WHY WON'T YOU ADOPT ME! - Green Screen Meme Template

A boy with bleached-tip twists and a Chevrolet T-shirt pleads, eyes squinting; the burned-in subtitles read "I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT!" and "WHY WON'T YOU ADOPT ME?"

Cut to a heavily bearded adult in shirt and tie, who answers "BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK." and pushes him over, and the kid tumbles backward out of frame.

It's a skit built on a shock answer and a slapstick shove, so the edgy punchline is the point; know your audience.

• me asking the bouncer why I can't come in
• when you ask the cat why it won't sit on your lap