Why Would a Man Be There? Meme Template

Perched on a stool, black dress, legs crossed behind a studio mic, a woman sings "why would a man be there?" in a wailing, over-the-top voice, clutching her cheeks, scrunching her face and then flopping forward in mock despair.

Reply with it whenever someone suggests a man was involved in something he clearly wasn't.

• when he says he'll come to the baby shower