Acting a Fool Over Some Pretty Girl Meme Template

From Jimmy Neutron: Sheen, in his teal shirt, crouches behind a gadget next to a worried Jimmy and swears "You'll never see me acting a fool over some pretty girl." A beat later someone greets him, his eyes glaze, and he drifts up into the air, knees bent and face blissed out. An app's watermark appears over the final seconds.

Classic instant hypocrisy, for anyone who folds the second their crush walks past.

• me swearing off dating apps for a full nine minutes
• saying I'm over her, then she texts 'hey'