How Do I Get Him Off? Meme Template

A man drawn in the Family Guy style, black hair, red short-sleeved shirt and khakis, stands perfectly still and side-eyes the viewer with heavy, unimpressed lids. Barely anything moves except a slight twitch of the eyes, and the audio is only a short "oh".

The stillness is the point: it's a reaction for someone who has latched onto you and will not leave.

• when the clingy coworker follows me to lunch again
• the cat sitting on my laptop during a meeting