These Aren’t Pies, They’re Bombs Meme Template

A fish from SpongeBob SquarePants, in a red polka-dot bandana, orange sash and striped pantaloons, waves a fin and explains, "Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory, a bomb factory. They're bombs." His eyes bulge as he says it.

The punchline is how calm he is about it.

Fits anything that looks harmless and is very much not.

• my gym's "light warm-up"
• the "quick question" from my manager