Wolverine, Deadpool Meme Template

Ryan Reynolds in a cream knit polo and Hugh Jackman in a sage tee take turns firing rhyming insults at the camera. "I'm gruff and rugged." "You're old and slow." "I have claws that can retract." "Wow, you're like a kitty cat." The Deadpool & Wolverine logo flashes up midway.

It runs close to a minute, a promo built as a diss-track argument that ends with them pretending to make up. One line is a crude joke about Wolverine, so trim it if needed.

Good for any friendly rivalry: siblings, flatmates, two football clubs.

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